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"I don't know what it means, but its forcing me to believe it"
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Re: Favorite Line????
Wed, February 2, 2005 - 9:34 AMoh there are too many... but one that always makes me laugh out loud is from "Fat" when Edi says "what you don't know is that there is this skinny person in me who is just DYING to get out..."
gran responds.. "Just the one, dear?"
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Wed, February 2, 2005 - 9:37 AMLOL !
God I love Mrs. M.
"Saphie....what are you doing there, so close to your mother?" -
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Wed, February 2, 2005 - 9:40 AMI know, she rocks..."They don't put fingers on these gloves!"
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Wed, February 2, 2005 - 9:35 AM"The last mosquito that bit me had to book into the Betty Ford clinic" - Patsy -
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Wed, February 2, 2005 - 10:37 AMha! I love that one!
also, it't not a line but a scene... when gran and Saffie are making cookings... Saf is cutting them out into star shapes with the cookie butter and handing them to Gran who promptly cuts all the points off with a pair of scissors and puts them on the cookie sheet. -
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Wed, February 2, 2005 - 5:57 PMooooohhhh I have to many to name but my favorite scene is Eddy's morning "getting up" ritual of opening the blinds and her body going into shock when she sees the sun. How convienient, she keeps her sunglasses right there by the window. Also her many tantrums with Saffy which cause her to stomp up and down the stairs repeatedly. -
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Wed, February 2, 2005 - 7:46 PMone of my favorite scenes was from The Last Shout with Bo and Marshall in disguise at Saffy's wedding and Bo was reminding him about when they yoked his balls. -
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Wed, February 2, 2005 - 8:52 PMi think its when edi tells her mother " pack up ur sad rag (tabloid) n CLEAR! i want surfaces darling surfaces." hahahahahaha. and the one i have practiced the most in my life is definately the following: (edi in response to saffies 1st date n they r all locked in the living room)
" hmmm, men, never very good with them. the 1st husband was gay, 2nd was too short, SO IF U WANNA PECK A DWARF ON THE CHEEK AS HE'S LEAVING THE HOUSE IN UR DRESS GOING TO THE DISCO, THEN IM UR GIRL." SAFFIE PROCEEDS TO CRY, ITS CLASSIC. -
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Thu, February 3, 2005 - 6:14 AMNurse: Now have you any pain?
Patsy: No, but I'm still paying. Have you got any of that stuff they use in Awakenings?
Edina: El Dopa?
Patsy: El Dopa - yes two of those on the rocks and give me some cigarettes. -
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Thu, March 24, 2005 - 4:42 PM"Last time a mosquito bit me it got sent to the Betty Ford clinic" -
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Fri, March 25, 2005 - 8:28 AMI can't remember when she says it but, i love to throw hissy fits and say Endina's line, "Bloody, buggery, bollicky, hell!" -
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Sun, May 1, 2005 - 10:24 AM"SHE'S JUST TRYING TO BE NICE" -
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Sun, May 1, 2005 - 11:52 AMohhhh ya that was hilarious!!!! poor lil saffie.... -
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Thu, May 12, 2005 - 8:52 PM'That was Fantastic!' as Patsy springs back to life after she flat-lines and is resuscitated via defibrillator in the last episode (on the season 5 DVD). -
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Fri, June 10, 2005 - 4:01 PMThe most useful line...
"Don't question me." - Patsy to Saph, numerous times. -
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Sat, June 11, 2005 - 2:03 PM"I'm off to see a camel about a hump" Humphrey -
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Mon, June 13, 2005 - 6:12 AMooooh that was the morocco episode, by far, my favorite....
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Fri, June 17, 2005 - 10:30 AMI thought it was "a camel about TO hump"... -
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Fri, June 17, 2005 - 10:55 AMnope a camel about a hump if memory serves correct.... ahhh humphrey old boy (as patsy old boy would say hehe) u remember that is the episode where eddy says ohhh saffie she had IT for about a year and then it fell off....lol
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Wed, May 24, 2006 - 12:04 PMpatsy is partial to an adrenaline injection straight to the heart - fantastic
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Fri, June 17, 2005 - 11:23 AMALL TIME FAVORITE FOR LAUGHS: "Is it a bee?"
and of course for meditation(al) purposes: "What the hell is the difference between a painting done by a person who wishes to paint like a child, and a child's painting? -
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Fri, June 17, 2005 - 12:13 PM....."But is it Aaaaarrt??" -
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Fri, June 17, 2005 - 2:58 PMI SAID CHUCK IT DOWN THE PAN AND BRING ME A KNITTING NEEDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -
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Fri, June 17, 2005 - 4:29 PMThe "Happy New Year" episode: "Jacks" to Edina after meeting Saffie- "Oh, well, too late to flush her now!" He, He!!
Edina to Saffie same episode: "Did you get that lovely Harrod's hamster?"
And one more: "I didn't say they were from me, I just gave them to you" - Patsy
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Mon, July 11, 2005 - 1:44 PMI loved the one where Saffy tells Adina that she doesn't take any exercise or watched what she eats or drinks and that is why she hasn't lost any weight. and Adina's reply "Why if it were that easy darling everyone would be doing it!" -
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Mon, July 11, 2005 - 1:47 PMor when Patsy is talking about being a fashion editor
"one more raise of the skirts then the whole world will be your gynecologist"
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Tue, July 12, 2005 - 12:02 AMEdina to Saphy : Sweetie. Darling. Sweetie darling. Sweetie darling. [repeat ad infinitum, ad nauseum]
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Wed, March 29, 2006 - 1:16 PMI heard a great Patsy line this morning:
"The best way to deal with a stalker is to cut off his stalk."
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Mon, April 10, 2006 - 5:30 PMPatsy to Edina re: Saffie's attractiveness
"She is a virgin in a world where men will even turn to soft fruit for pleasure. Draw your own conclusions." -
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Tue, April 18, 2006 - 12:03 PMCheer up world, It may never happen!!!!
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Tue, May 23, 2006 - 10:11 AMEdi to Patsy who's trying to quit smoking and has Patches all over her body...
"Patsy, you're re-charging the Patches!" not a direct quote, but Patsy has so much nicotine in her body that it's going INTO the Patch!
Oh, they crack me up! I find myself, stomping heavily along like Edina sometimes saying, "sweetie dahling..."
they are brilliantly hilarious!
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Tue, May 23, 2006 - 11:40 AM"Patsy's honor? Send out a search party."
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Wed, May 24, 2006 - 12:01 PMsaffy to eddie "you cant become a better person through massage" - makes patsy yell at the top of her voice "you filth!!!"
i also love it when patsy calls saff "bitch troll from hell".
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Wed, May 16, 2007 - 2:58 PMPats: "Old bits of hoof!"
Eds: "HOOF!!!" -
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Fri, May 18, 2007 - 12:21 AMPatsy: There's something horrible on the stairs!!
Saf: It's meee.
Patsy: I'm not blind.
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Mon, June 4, 2007 - 5:15 PMOh my gawd, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. Toooooo funny! Gawd I love this show.
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Mon, June 4, 2007 - 11:26 AMPatsy: Miserably little Slut!
Miserable Trail of Cat Sick...
Edina: you take them with water, its a mixer you put it in Scotch.
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Sat, June 23, 2007 - 12:09 PMSaff : " Oww! She burnt me with her cigarette!"
Pats : "Accident."
Eddie : "What's that smell? Have you eaten something?"
Pats : "Not since the Seventies..."
Magda : "If the models get any younger, Pats, they'll be shovin' fetuses down the catwalk!"
Eddie : " I've started repressed false memory therapy, I'll get something on you yet. It's all coming back to me. You in a wood in a hood." -
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Mon, June 25, 2007 - 4:43 PMI don't know about lines... it's scenes that do me in. My favorite is when they are so drunk and stumbling around and Patsy's underwear fall down and trip her and, rather than pulling them off, she kicks them into a bush.
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