Favorite Line????

topic posted Wed, February 2, 2005 - 8:59 AM by  Scooter
"I don't know what it means, but its forcing me to believe it"
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Scooter
SF Bay Area
  • "The last mosquito that bit me had to book into the Betty Ford clinic" - Patsy
    • ha! I love that one!

      also, it't not a line but a scene... when gran and Saffie are making cookings... Saf is cutting them out into star shapes with the cookie butter and handing them to Gran who promptly cuts all the points off with a pair of scissors and puts them on the cookie sheet.
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        ooooohhhh I have to many to name but my favorite scene is Eddy's morning "getting up" ritual of opening the blinds and her body going into shock when she sees the sun. How convienient, she keeps her sunglasses right there by the window. Also her many tantrums with Saffy which cause her to stomp up and down the stairs repeatedly.
  • I loved the one where Saffy tells Adina that she doesn't take any exercise or watched what she eats or drinks and that is why she hasn't lost any weight. and Adina's reply "Why if it were that easy darling everyone would be doing it!"
  • Edi to Patsy who's trying to quit smoking and has Patches all over her body...
    "Patsy, you're re-charging the Patches!" not a direct quote, but Patsy has so much nicotine in her body that it's going INTO the Patch!

    Oh, they crack me up! I find myself, stomping heavily along like Edina sometimes saying, "sweetie dahling..."

    they are brilliantly hilarious!
  • Saff : " Oww! She burnt me with her cigarette!"
    Pats : "Accident."

    Eddie : "What's that smell? Have you eaten something?"
    Pats : "Not since the Seventies..."

    Magda : "If the models get any younger, Pats, they'll be shovin' fetuses down the catwalk!"

    Eddie : " I've started repressed false memory therapy, I'll get something on you yet. It's all coming back to me. You in a wood in a hood."
    • I don't know about lines... it's scenes that do me in. My favorite is when they are so drunk and stumbling around and Patsy's underwear fall down and trip her and, rather than pulling them off, she kicks them into a bush.

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